the labyrinth 3, electric boogalee

Huh... Wha.... Last thing you remember is that you were looking at your asks on tumblr... Wait. (set: $endings to (a:false,false,false,false,false,false,false)) (set: $deaths to (a:false,false,false,false,false,false,false)) [[Fuck. ->Title Screen]]

***YOU'RE IN THE BLOODY [[LABYRINTH->0]] AGAIN! *** There are 7 'good' endings, and 7 unique ways to die. Can you find them all? (link:'Show gotten endings.')[ Be: (a:$endings's 1st) Lo: (a:$endings's 2st) Gr: (a:$endings's 3st) Ki: (a:$endings's 4st) Lu: (a:$endings's 5st) Ba: (a:$endings's 6st) Te: (a:$endings's 7st) ] (link:'Show gotten deaths.')[ Gr: (a:$deaths's 1st) Sp: (a:$deaths's 2st) Mi: (a:$deaths's 3st) Pa: (a:$deaths's 4st) Ac: (a:$deaths's 5st) Cr: (a:$deaths's 6st) Mo: (a:$deaths's 7st) ] (set: $weapon to "bare hands") (set: $cr1d to false) (set: $kills to 0) (set: $coincount to 0) (set: $doorcoincount to 0) (set: $health to 100) (set: $hasgrass to false) (set: $coins to (a:true,true,true,true,true,true,true,true,true,true,true,true,true,true,true,true,true,true,true,true,true,true,true,true,true,true,true,true,true,true,true,true,true,true,true,true,true,true,true,true,true)) (set: $minotaur to false) (set: $minotaurpaci to false) (set: $hmode to false)

You are in the labyrinth. (if:$health < 0)[You feel kinda dead. (click-goto:?page,"dead")](else:)[ (if:$health < 75)[You feel kinda bad.] (if:$health < 50)[You feel kinda really bad.] (if:$health < 25)[You feel kinda doomed.] (if:$minotaur is true)[ [The minotaur is here.(if: $hasgrass is true)[(link:"Feed grass to minotaur?")[(set:$minotaurpaci to true) The minotaur calms down. It no longer has any reason to kill you.]](if:$minotaurpaci is false)[(after:10s)[(go-to:'mindeath')]]] (if:$hmode is true)[(link:"Look at the minotaur.")[Ooooohh. she's. quite tall, isn't she. 😳]] [[Kill the minotaur]] ] There is a small [[pamphlet]] here. You can go [[North->A]] [[East->B]] [[West->C]] ]

You are in the labyrinth. (if:$health <= 0)[You feel kinda dead. (click-goto:?page,"dead")](else:)[ (if:$health < 75)[You feel kinda bad.] (if:$health < 50)[You feel kinda really bad.] (if:$health < 25)[You feel kinda doomed.] (if:(random:1,10) is 1)[Your foot kinda itches.] (if:$minotaur is true)[ [The minotaur is here.(if: $hasgrass is true)[(link:"Feed grass to minotaur?")[(set:$minotaurpaci to true) The minotaur calms down. It no longer has any reason to kill you.]](if:$minotaurpaci is false)[(after:10s)[(go-to:'mindeath')]]] (if:$hmode is true)[(link:"Look at the minotaur.")[Ooooohh. she's. quite tall, isn't she. 😳]] [[Kill the minotaur]] ] (if:$coins's 23st)[(link:"<img src = 'https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/submachine/images/3/30/Ancient_coin.png' height = '6' width = '10'>")[(set: $coincount to it + 1)$coincount/41!(set: $coins's 23st to false)]](if:$coins's 24st)[(link:"<img src = 'https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/submachine/images/3/30/Ancient_coin.png' height = '6' width = '10'>")[(set: $coincount to it + 1)$coincount/41!(set: $coins's 24st to false)]] (if:$coins's 25st)[(link:"<img src = 'https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/submachine/images/3/30/Ancient_coin.png' height = '6' width = '10'>")[(set: $coincount to it + 1)$coincount/41!(set: $coins's 25st to false)]] You can go [[East->A2]] [[South->0]]]

You are in the labyrinth. (if:$health <= 0)[You feel kinda dead. (click-goto:?page,"dead")](else:)[ (if:$health < 75)[You feel kinda bad.] (if:$health < 50)[You feel kinda really bad.] (if:$health < 25)[You feel kinda doomed.] (if:$minotaur is true)[ [The minotaur is here.(if: $hasgrass is true)[(link:"Feed grass to minotaur?")[(set:$minotaurpaci to true) The minotaur calms down. It no longer has any reason to kill you.]](if:$minotaurpaci is false)[(after:10s)[(go-to:'mindeath')]]] (if:$hmode is true)[(link:"Look at the minotaur.")[Ooooohh. she's. quite tall, isn't she. 😳]] [[Kill the minotaur]] ] (if:(random:1,10) is 1)[Your foot kinda itches.] You can go [[West->0]] ]

You are in the labyrinth. (if:$health <= 0)[You feel kinda dead. (click-goto:?page,"dead")](else:)[ (if:$health < 75)[You feel kinda bad.] (if:$health < 50)[You feel kinda really bad.] (if:$health < 25)[You feel kinda doomed.] (if:(random:1,10) is 1)[Your foot kinda itches.] (if:$minotaur is true)[ [The minotaur is here.(if: $hasgrass is true)[(link:"Feed grass to minotaur?")[(set:$minotaurpaci to true) The minotaur calms down. It no longer has any reason to kill you.]](if:$minotaurpaci is false)[(after:10s)[(go-to:'mindeath')]]] (if:$hmode is true)[(link:"Look at the minotaur.")[Ooooohh. she's. quite tall, isn't she. 😳]] [[Kill the minotaur]] ] (if:$coins's 35st)[(link:"<img src = 'https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/submachine/images/3/30/Ancient_coin.png' height = '6' width = '10'>")[(set: $coincount to it + 1)$coincount/41!(set: $coins's 35st to false)]] (if:$coins's 1st)[(link:"<img src = 'https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/submachine/images/3/30/Ancient_coin.png' height = '6' width = '10'>")[(set: $coincount to it + 1)$coincount/41!(set: $coins's 1st to false)]] You can go [[East->0]] ]

''Welcome to the Labyrinth 3!'' We hope you enjoy your stay! ''//F.A.Q.//'' ''How do I get out of the labyrinth?'' //As there are many ways to escape, we have elected not to answer this question.// ''Why am I in the labyrinth?'' //Because it was funy.// ''Did you test the labyrinth at all?'' //I did, but there might still be some broken things. If there are, don't tell me.// ''Who made the labyrinth?'' //(either:"The Almighty Labyrinth Seraph","The Dark Beast of the Boiling Tinctures","The Sightly Hermit","The Capricious Noble of Unearthly Aspect","The Grand and Horrible Architect","You", "The Violet Revenant","The Shambling One").// (if:$hmode)[''Can I fuck the Minotaur?'' //Something something dril tweet//] ''Why didn't this or that suggestion make it in to the Labyrinth?'' //Time and space and energy constraints. And laziness. I thought all the suggestions were good though, and I might try to fit them in the next labyrinth. If I do another.// (enchant:?page,(text-colour:black)+(bg:(gradient: 0, 0,transparent,1,#888888,1,#ffffff))) Here is a brief guide on what to expect in your labyrinth experience. Say you find yourself in a room with three directions to go. (set: $gr1 to #888888) (set: $gr2 to #ffffff) (set: $tex to #000000) You could choose to go [[North ->p1]] [[South ->p2]] or [[West ->p3]] Just try it! [[(close pamphlet)->0]]

(enchant:?page,(text-colour:black)+(bg:(gradient: 0, 0,transparent,1,#878787,1,#fefefe))) Having gone north, you could travel two directions. [[East->p1a]] or back [[South->pamphlet]] [[(close pamphlet)->0]]

(enchant:?page,(text-colour:black)+(bg:(gradient: 0, 0,transparent,1,#878787,1,#fefefe))) You can go back [[North->pamphlet]] or go [[South->pamptrap]] [[(close pamphlet)->0]]

(enchant:?page,(text-colour:black)+(bg:(gradient: 0, 0,transparent,1,#878787,1,#fefefe))) Try getting the coin on this page! (if:$coins's 3st)[(link:"<img src = 'https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/submachine/images/3/30/Ancient_coin.png' height = '6' width = '10'>")[(set: $coincount to it + 1)$coincount/41!(set: $coins's 3st to false)]] Now you can go back [[East->pamphlet]] [[(close pamphlet)->0]]

(enchant:?page,(text-colour:black)+(bg:(gradient: 0, 0,transparent,1,#858585,1,#fcfcfc))) After going east, you see a (link:"creature")[totally harmless creature]. (tip! try examining things in more detail before taking action) You could either (if:$cr1d is not true)[[[Kill->KL1]] (with your $weapon)](if:$cr1d is true)[(link:"Loot the body")[Dead meat. you monster. (if:$coins's 40st)[(link:"<img src = 'https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/submachine/images/3/30/Ancient_coin.png' height = '6' width = '10'>")[(set: $coincount to it + 1)$coincount/41!(set: $coins's 40st to false)]]]] or leave it be and go [[Back West->p1]] [[North->pamptrap]] [[(close pamphlet)->0]]

Why did you do that! (if:$weapon is "bare hands")[You strangle the harmless creature to death with your bare hands!](if:$weapon is "sword")[You slash the harmless creature's head off with your sword!](if:$weapon is "bare claws")[You slash the creature to shreds!] (set: $cr1d to true) (set: $kills to it + 1) [[:(->p1a]]

Y(if:$coins's 26st)[(link:"<img src = 'https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/submachine/images/3/30/Ancient_coin.png' height = '6' width = '10'>")[(set: $coincount to it + 1)$coincount/41!(set: $coins's 26st to false)]]u are in the labyrinth. (if:$health <= 0)[You feel kinda dead. (click-goto:?page,"dead")](else:)[ (if:$health < 75)[You feel kinda bad.] (if:$health < 50)[You feel kinda really bad.] (if:$health < 25)[You feel kinda doomed.] (if:(random:1,10) is 1)[Your leg kinda itches.] (if:$minotaur is true)[ (live:)[The minotaur is here.(if: $hasgrass is true)[(link:"Feed grass to minotaur?")[(set:$minotaurpaci to true) The minotaur calms down. It no longer has any reason to kill you.]](if:$minotaurpaci is false)[(after:10s)[(go-to:'mindeath')]]] [[Kill the minotaur]] ] There is a meaty tube visible through a hole in the wall. (link:"Attack with your $weapon")[It pulses and spurts blood(set: $health to it + (random:-1,-50))] You can go [[West->A]] (if:$coins's 2st)[(link:"<img src = 'https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/submachine/images/3/30/Ancient_coin.png' height = '6' width = '10'>")[(set: $coincount to it + 1)$coincount/41!(set: $coins's 2st to false)]] [[North->A2A]]]

You have died! Whoops! <img src = "https://images.genius.com/f4b23a96c2f07acb75d5c4dd22e6aae6.300x169x1.jpg"> [[But you get another chance...->Title Screen]]

You are in the labyrinth. (if:$health < 0)[You feel kinda dead. (click-goto:?page,"dead")](else:)[ (if:$health < 75)[You feel kinda bad.] (if:$health < 50)[You feel kinda really bad.] (if:$health < 25)[You feel kinda doomed.] (if:(random:1,10) is 1)[Your hip kinda itches. Ooh,a coin! (if:$coins's 19st)[(link:"<img src = 'https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/submachine/images/3/30/Ancient_coin.png' height = '6' width = '10'>")[(set: $coincount to it + 1)$coincount/41!(set: $coins's 19st to false)]]] (if:$minotaur is true)[ [The minotaur is here.(if: $hasgrass is true)[(link:"Feed grass to minotaur?")[(set:$minotaurpaci to true) The minotaur calms down. It no longer has any reason to kill you.]](if:$minotaurpaci is false)[(after:10s)[(go-to:'mindeath')]]] (if:$hmode is true)[(link:"Look at the minotaur.")[Ooooohh. she's. quite tall, isn't she. 😳]] [[Kill the minotaur]] ] You can go [[South->A2]] [[North->A2A2]] [[East->A2A1]]]

You are in the labyrinth. (if:$health <= 0)[You have died of internal bleeding.. (click-goto:?page,"dead")](else:)[ (if:$health < 75)[You feel kinda bad.] (if:$health < 50)[You feel kinda really bad.] (if:$health < 25)[You feel kinda doomed.](if:$coins's 21st)[(link:"<img src = 'https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/submachine/images/3/30/Ancient_coin.png' height = '6' width = '10'>")[(set: $coincount to it + 1)$coincount/41!(set: $coins's 21st to false)]] (if:$minotaur is true)[ [The minotaur is here.(if: $hasgrass is true)[(link:"Feed grass to minotaur?")[(set:$minotaurpaci to true) The minotaur calms down. It no longer has any reason to kill you.]](if:$minotaurpaci is false)[(after:10s)[(go-to:'mindeath')]]] (if:$hmode is true)[(link:"Look at the minotaur.")[Ooooohh. she's. quite tall, isn't she. 😳] [[Kill the minotaur]] ] ] A large fleshy pipe emerges from the north wall and enters the floor of the room (if:$weapon is not "bare hands")[(link:"Attack with your $weapon")[A putrid scent fills the room.(set: $health to it + (random:-1,-50))[[Climb into the pipe?->GROSS ENDING]]]](else:)[You'll probably need something sharp to attack it] To the southwest there is a small, locked, door. (if:$hmode is true)[[[Go in it?->banned]]] You can go [[East->A2A1A1]] [[West->A2A1]] ]

You are in the labyrinth. (if:$health < 0)[You have died of internal bleeding. (click-goto:?page,"dead")](else:)[ (if:$health < 75)[You feel kinda bad.] (if:$health < 50)[You feel kinda really bad.] (if:$health < 25)[You feel kinda doomed.] (if:$minotaur is true)[ [The minotaur is here.(if: $hasgrass is true)[(link:"Feed grass to minotaur?")[(set:$minotaurpaci to true) The minotaur calms down. It no longer has any reason to kill you.]](if:$minotaurpaci is false)[(after:10s)[(go-to:'mindeath')]]] (if:$hmode is true)[(link:"Look at the minotaur.")[Ooooohh. she's. quite tall, isn't she. 😳]] [[Kill the minotaur]] ] This room is full of spikes! Ow! Ow! Ow! (action:"mouseover")[[· · · · · · · · · · · · · · · ·->spikedeath]] (action:"mouseover")[[· · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · ->spikedeath]] (action:"mouseover")[[· · · · · ·->spikedeath]] (action:"mouseover")[[· · · · · ·->spikedeath]] (action:"mouseover")[[· · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · ·->spikedeath]] (action:"mouseover")[[· · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · ->spikedeath]] (action:"mouseover")[[· · · · · ·->spikedeath]] (action:"mouseover")[[· · · · · ·->spikedeath]] (action:"mouseover")[[· · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · ·->spikedeath]] (action:"mouseover")[[· · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · ->spikedeath]] (action:"mouseover")[[· · · · · ·->spikedeath]] (action:"mouseover")[[· · · · · ·->spikedeath]] (action:"mouseover")[[· · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · ·->spikedeath]] (action:"mouseover")[[· · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · ->spikedeath]] (action:"mouseover")[[· · · · · · · · · · · · · · · ·->spikedeath]] (action:"mouseover")[[· · · · · · · · · · ->spikedeath]] (action:"mouseover")[[· · · · · · · · · · · · · · · ·->spikedeath]]You can (action:"mouseover")[[· · · · · · · · · · · · · · · ·->spikedeath]]go(action:"mouseover")[[· · · · · · · · · · · · · · · ·->spikedeath]](if:$coins's 8st)[(link:"<img src = 'https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/submachine/images/3/30/Ancient_coin.png' height = '6' width = '10'>")[(set: $coincount to it + 1)$coincount/41!(set: $coins's 8st to false)]] (action:"mouseover")[[· · · · · · · · · · · · · · · ·->spikedeath]][[West->A2A2A1]](action:"mouseover")[[· · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · ->spikedeath]] (action:"mouseover")[[· · · · · · · · · · · · · · · ·->spikedeath]][[South->A2A2]](action:"mouseover")[[· · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · ->spikedeath]] (action:"mouseover")[[· · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · ->spikedeath]] ]

You are in the labyrinth. (if:$health <= 0)[You have died of internal bleeding.. (click-goto:?page,"dead")](else:)[ (if:$health < 75)[You feel kinda bad.] (if:$health < 50)[You feel kinda really bad.] (if:$health < 25)[You feel kinda doomed.] In this room there is a book titled 'The Guide to Making a Meen Labyrinth, by I.M. Meen' (link:"Read it?")[It's a rather complicated (if:$coins's 22st)[(link:"<img src = 'https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/submachine/images/3/30/Ancient_coin.png' height = '6' width = '10'>")[(set: $coincount to it + 1)$coincount/41!(set: $coins's 22st to false)]]read, with lots of bizzare tangents about 'Bookworms', 'Goodie-Goodies' and a whole chapter about some guy called 'Wayne'. (link:"Someone's stuck a note into the book.")['NEW IDEA: Metaconceptional archetecture-- limits attempts to escape thru force(if:$coins's 36st)[(link:"<img src = 'https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/submachine/images/3/30/Ancient_coin.png' height = '6' width = '10'>")[(set: $coincount to it + 1)$coincount/41!(set: $coins's 36st to false)]]]] (if:$minotaur is true)[ [The minotaur is here.(if: $hasgrass is true)[(link:"Feed grass to minotaur?")[(set:$minotaurpaci to true) The minotaur calms down. It no longer has any reason to kill you.]](if:$minotaurpaci is false)[(after:10s)[(go-to:'mindeath')]]] (if:$hmode is true)[(link:"Look at the minotaur.")[Ooooohh. she's. quite tall, isn't she. 😳] [[Kill the minotaur]] ]] You can go [[West->A2A1A]] [[South->A2A1A1A]] [[North->A2A1A1B]] ]

<img src = "https://ih1.redbubble.net/image.785411930.3202/flat,750x,075,f-pad,750x1000,f8f8f8.jpg"> After having an intensely gross experience, things go all wibbly and you find yourself back where you were before you entered the labyrinth. <img src ="https://fbi.cults3d.com/uploaders/30653038/illustration-file/843ea283-e7e9-4b6d-b0d2-9c8261124981/Untitled-design-2.gif"> You got the ''Gross Ending''! Go take a bath! (set:$endings's 3st to true)

You are in the labyrinth. (if:$health <= 0)[You have died of internal bleeding.. (click-goto:?page,"dead")](else:)[ (if:$health < 75)[You feel kinda bad.] (if:$health < 50)[You feel kinda really bad.] (if:$health < 25)[You feel kinda doomed.] (if:(random:1,10) is 1)[Your gut kinda itches.] (if:$coins's 16st)[(link:"<img src = 'https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/submachine/images/3/30/Ancient_coin.png' height = '6' width = '10'>")[(set: $coincount to it + 1)$coincount/41!(set: $coins's 16st to false)]] (if:$minotaur is true)[ [The minotaur is here.(if: $hasgrass is true)[(link:"Feed grass to minotaur?")[(set:$minotaurpaci to true) The minotaur calms down. It no longer has any reason to kill you.]](if:$minotaurpaci is false)[(after:10s)[(go-to:'mindeath')]]] (if:$hmode is true)[(link:"Look at the minotaur.")[Ooooohh. she's. quite tall, isn't she. 😳]] [[Kill the minotaur]] ] This is a smaller than usual room. You're not quite sure what the point of this room is. (if:$coins's 41st)[(link:"<img src = 'https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/submachine/images/3/30/Ancient_coin.png' height = '6' width = '10'>")[(set: $coincount to it + 1)$coincount/41!(set: $coins's 41st to false)]] You can go [[East->A2A1B1]] [[South.->A2A1]] ]

You are in the labyrinth. (if:$health <= 0)[You have died of internal bleeding.. (click-goto:?page,"dead")](else:)[ (if:$health < 75)[You feel kinda bad.] (if:$health < 50)[You feel kinda really bad.] (if:$health < 25)[You feel kinda doomed.] (if:$minotaur is true)[ [The minotaur is here.(if: $hasgrass is true)[(link:"Feed grass to minotaur?")[(set:$minotaurpaci to true) The minotaur calms down. It no longer has any reason to kill you.]](if:$minotaurpaci is false)[(after:10s)[(go-to:'mindeath')]]] (if:$hmode is true)[(link:"Look at the minotaur.")[Ooooohh. she's. quite tall, isn't she. 😳]] [[Kill the minotaur]] ] A large fleshy pipe emerges from the n(if:$coins's 17st)[(link:"<img src = 'https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/submachine/images/3/30/Ancient_coin.png' height = '6' width = '10'>")[(set: $coincount to it + 1)$coincount/41!(set: $coins's 17st to false)]]rth wall and enters the south wall of the room. (if:$weapon is not "bare hands")[(link:"Attack with your $weapon")[A putrid scent fills the room.(set: $health to it + (random:-1,-50))[[Climb into the pipe?->GROSS ENDING]]]](else:)[You'll probably need something sharp to attack it] You can go [[West->A2A1B]] [[North->A2A1B1C]] ]

You are in the labyrinth. (if:$health < 0)[You have died of internal bleeding.. (click-goto:?page,"dead")](else:)[ (if:$health < 75)[You feel kinda bad.] (if:$health < 50)[You feel kinda really bad.] (if:$health < 25)[You feel kinda doomed.] (if:(random:1,10) is 1)[Your leg kinda itches.] (if:$minotaur is true)[ [The minotaur is here.(if: $hasgrass is true)[(link:"Feed grass to minotaur?")[(set:$minotaurpaci to true) The minotaur calms down. It has no reason to kill you.]](if:$minotaurpaci is false)[(after:10s)[(go-to:'mindeath')]]] [[Kill the minotaur]] ] (if: $weapon is not "bare claws")[ In this room there are two familiar looking potions. (link:"Drink the green one Drink the red one")[Whoops! You accidentally knock them over, and the potions mix into an unpleasant looking puddle on the floor. . . [[Drink it?]]] (if:$hmode is true)[There's also a mysterious [[chartreuse potion]]] ] (if:$coins's 27st)[(link:"<img src = 'https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/submachine/images/3/30/Ancient_coin.png' height = '6' width = '10'>")[(set: $coincount to it + 1)$coincount/41!(set: $coins's 27st to false)]] You can go [[North->A2A1A1]] [[South->A2A1A1A1]] ]

You are in the labyrinth. (if:$health < 0)[You have died of internal bleeding.. (click-goto:?page,"dead")](else:)[ (if:$health < 75)[You feel kinda bad.] (if:$health < 50)[You feel kinda really bad.] (if:$health < 25)[You feel kinda doomed.] Someone's set up a tv in here. It's playing a bunch of random videos. (set: _vido to (either:"https://www.youtube.com/embed/GaXuMC_GHEE","https://www.youtube.com/embed/N66hCzg7IMw","https://www.youtube.com/embed/OcZp3nETUXQ","https://www.youtube.com/embed/KdalB5nxSrU","https://www.youtube.com/embed/TMhokkv_jEE")) (if:$coins's 18st)[(link:"<img src = 'https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/submachine/images/3/30/Ancient_coin.png' height = '6' width = '10'>")[(set: $coincount to it + 1)$coincount/41!(set: $coins's 18st to false)]](print:'<iframe src ="'+ _vido+'">') (if:$minotaur is true)[ [The minotaur is here.(if: $hasgrass is true)[(link:"Feed grass to minotaur?")[(set:$minotaurpaci to true) The minotaur calms down. It no longer has any reason to kill you.]](if:$minotaurpaci is false)[(after:10s)[(go-to:'mindeath')]]] (if:$hmode is true)[(link:"Look at the minotaur.")[Ooooohh. she's. quite tall, isn't she. 😳]] [[Kill the minotaur]] ] You can go [[South->A2A1A1]] [[North->A2A1A1B1]] ]

You are in the labyrinth. (if:$health <= 0)[You have died of internal bleeding.. (click-goto:?page,"dead")](else:)[ (if:$health < 75)[You feel kinda bad.] (if:$health < 50)[You feel kinda really bad.] (if:$health < 25)[You feel kinda doomed.] (if:(random:1,10) is 1)[Your foot kinda itches.] (if:$minotaur is true)[ [The minotaur is here.(if: $hasgrass is true)[(link:"Feed grass to minotaur?")[(set:$minotaurpaci to true) The minotaur calms down. It no longer has any reason to kill you.]](if:$minotaurpaci is false)[(after:10s)[(go-to:'mindeath')]]] (if:$hmode is true)[(link:"Look at the minotaur.")[Ooooohh. she's. quite tall, isn't she. 😳]] [[Kill the minotaur]] ] (if:$coins's 28st)[(link:"<img src = 'https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/submachine/images/3/30/Ancient_coin.png' height = '6' width = '10'>")[(set: $coincount to it + 1)$coincount/41!(set: $coins's 28st to false)]] You can go [[North->A2A1A1A]] [[East->A2A1A1A1A]] ]

You are in the labyrinth. (if:$health <= 0)[You have died of internal bleeding.. (click-goto:?page,"dead")](else:)[ (if:$health < 75)[You feel kinda bad.] (if:$health < 50)[You feel kinda really bad.] (if:$health < 25)[You feel kinda doomed.] (if:(random:1,10) is 1)[Your foot kinda itches.] (if:$minotaur is true)[ [The minotaur is here.(if: $hasgrass is true)[(link:"Feed grass to minotaur?")[(set:$minotaurpaci to true) The minotaur calms down. It no longer has any reason to kill you.]](if:$minotaurpaci is false)[(after:10s)[(go-to:'mindeath')]]] (if:$hmode is true)[(link:"Look at the minotaur.")[Ooooohh. she's. quite tall, isn't she. 😳]] [[Kill the minotaur]] ] (if:$coins's 29st)[(link:"<img src = 'https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/submachine/images/3/30/Ancient_coin.png' height = '6' width = '10'>")[(set: $coincount to it + 1)$coincount/41!(set: $coins's 29st to false)]](if:$coins's 30st)[(link:"<img src = 'https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/submachine/images/3/30/Ancient_coin.png' height = '6' width = '10'>")[(set: $coincount to it + 1)$coincount/41!(set: $coins's 30st to false)]](if:$coins's 31st)[(link:"<img src = 'https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/submachine/images/3/30/Ancient_coin.png' height = '6' width = '10'>")[(set: $coincount to it + 1)$coincount/41!(set: $coins's 31st to false)]] You can go [[West->A2A1A1A1]] ]

You are in the labyrinth. (if:$health < 0)[You have died of internal bleeding.. (click-goto:?page,"dead")](else:)[ (if:$health < 75)[You feel kinda bad.] (if:$health < 50)[You feel kinda really bad.] (if:$health < 25)[You feel kinda doomed.] This room is full of acid. If you stay here too long you will undoubtly die painfully. (after:10s)[(go-to:'aciddeath')] (if:$minotaur is true)[ [The minotaur is here. (if: $hasgrass is true)[(link:"Feed grass to minotaur?")[(set:$minotaurpaci to true) The minotaur calms down. It no longer has any reason to kill you.]](if:$minotaurpaci is false)[(after:10s)[(go-to:'mindeath')]] [[Kill the minotaur]] ] ] You can go [[East->A2A1B1C]] [[North->A2A1B1C1A]] ]

You pass out from the fumes before finding anything. Shortly thereafter, you are [[dead]]. (set:$deaths's 1st to true)

You are in the labyrinth. (if:$health <= 0)[You have died of internal bleeding. (click-goto:?page,"dead")](else:)[ (if:$health < 75)[You feel kinda bad.] (if:$health < 50)[You feel kinda really bad.] (if:$health < 25)[You feel kinda doomed.] (if:$coins's 34st)[(link:"<img src = 'https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/submachine/images/3/30/Ancient_coin.png' height = '6' width = '10'>")[(set: $coincount to it + 1)$coincount/41!(set: $coins's 34st to false)]] A bunch of fleshy pipes converge on a large, pulsing organ. (link:"Attack with your $weapon")[Your chest feels... bad...(set: $health to it + -100)] (if:visits <= 1)[ There is also a minotaur. (set:$minotaur to true)] (if:$coins's 10st)[(link:"<img src = 'https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/submachine/images/3/30/Ancient_coin.png' height = '6' width = '10'>")[(set: $coincount to it + 1)$coincount/41!(set: $coins's 10st to false)]] (if:$minotaur is true)[(if:$minotaurpaci is false)[ (after:10s)[(go-to:'mindeath')]]] You can go [[South->A2A1B1C]] ]

The minotaur has killed you [[dead]]. (set:$deaths's 3st to true)

God. That was really easy. What the fuck. The minotaur was like. really malnourished. It barely even put up a fight. God. Now I feel bad for it. (set: $minotaur to false) (link-goto: "Continue, I guess.", (history:)'s last)

(enchant:?page,(text-colour:$tex)+(bg:(gradient: 0, 0,$gr2,1,$gr1,1,$gr1))) Now you can go (set: $gr1 to it + (hsl:0.1,0.1,0.1,1)) (set: $gr2 to it + (hsl:0.1,0.1,0.1,1)) (set: $tex to it + (hsl:0.9,0.9,0.9,1)) (if:visits is 9)[[[North->A2A1B1C]] [[South->pamptrap]] ](else:)[ [[North->pamptrap]] [[East->pamptrap]] [[South->pamptrap]] [[West->pamptrap]] ] (if:visits is 20)[(go-to:'pampded')] (if:visits is 8)[(if:$coins's 32st)[(link:"<img src = 'https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/submachine/images/3/30/Ancient_coin.png' height = '6' width = '10'>")[(set: $coincount to it + 1)$coincount/41!(set: $coins's 32st to false)]]] (set: _doom to (either:"You don't feel like it...","The pamphlet is oddly compelling...","Your eyes seem bound to the page...","You know, you can't quite put it down...","You can't even feel the pamphlet in your hands...","What pamphlet?","...")) (link:"(close pamphlet)")[_doom]

You have gotten lost in the pamphlet, in essence you are [[dead]]. (set:$deaths's 4st to true)

You are in the labyrinth(if:$coins's 9st)[(link:"<img src = 'https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/submachine/images/3/30/Ancient_coin.png' height = '6' width = '10'>")[(set: $coincount to it + 1)$coincount/41!(set: $coins's 9st to false)]] (if:$health < 0)[You have died of internal bleeding.. (click-goto:?page,"dead")](else:)[ (if:$health < 75)[You feel kinda bad.] (if:$health < 50)[You feel kinda really bad.] (if:$health < 25)[You feel kinda doomed.] This is a long (if:$hmode)[shaft](else:)[tube], (if:$coins's 38st)[(link:"<img src = 'https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/submachine/images/3/30/Ancient_coin.png' height = '6' width = '10'>")[(set: $coincount to it + 1)$coincount/41!(set: $coins's 38st to false)]] (if:$coins's 39st)[(link:"<img src = 'https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/submachine/images/3/30/Ancient_coin.png' height = '6' width = '10'>")[(set: $coincount to it + 1)$coincount/41!(set: $coins's 39st to false)]] there seems to be a light at the end! (if:$minotaur is true)[ [The minotaur is here. (if: $hasgrass is true)[(link:"Feed grass to minotaur?")[(set:$minotaurpaci to true) The minotaur calms down. It no longer has any reason to kill you.]](if:$minotaurpaci is false)[(after:10s)[(go-to:'mindeath')]] [[Kill the minotaur]] ] ] You can go [[South->A2A1B1C1]] [[North->A2A1B1C1A1]] ]

Having persisted overmuch in the acid room, you have melted. You are [[dead]]. (set:$deaths's 5st to true)

You are in the labyrinth. (if:$health < 0)[You have died of internal bleeding.. (click-goto:?page,"dead")](else:)[ (if:$health < 75)[You feel kinda bad.] (if:$health < 50)[You feel kinda really bad.] (if:$health < 25)[You feel kinda doomed.] (if:$coins's 5st)[(link:"<img src = 'https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/submachine/images/3/30/Ancient_coin.png' height = '6' width = '10'>")[(set: $coincount to it + 1)$coincount/41!(set: $coins's 5st to false)]] To the east you can see daylight! But there is also several powerful crushers intermittantly coming from the ceiling... (link:"Attempt to leave that way?")[ [[Roll for dexterity]] ] (if:$minotaur is true)[ [The minotaur is here. (if: $hasgrass is true)[(link:"Feed grass to minotaur?")[(set:$minotaurpaci to true) The minotaur calms down. It no longer has any reason to kill you.]](if:$minotaurpaci is false)[(after:10s)[(go-to:'mindeath')]] [[Kill the minotaur]] ] ] You can go [[South->A2A1B1C1A]] [[North->A2A1B1C1A1A]] ]

You are in the labyrinth. (if:$health < 0)[You have died of internal bleeding.. (click-goto:?page,"dead")](else:)[ (if:$health < 75)[You feel kinda bad.] (if:$health < 50)[You feel kinda really bad.] (if:$health < 25)[You feel kinda doomed.] This room is full of those mailb(if:$coins's 4st)[(link:"<img src = 'https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/submachine/images/3/30/Ancient_coin.png' height = '6' width = '10'>")[(set: $coincount to it + 1)$coincount/41!(set: $coins's 4st to false)]]x things you see in schools and office buildings and hospitals and the like. (if: $weapon is 'bare claws')[Being as you are a ibby bibby kibby cat, you can't open any of them.](else:)[ (link:"Happiness")[Locked.] (link:"Sadness")[Empty.] (link:"Confusion")[Locked.] (link:"Rage")[You got a sword!(set: $weapon to "sword")] (link:"Whimsy")[Locked.] (link:"Anxiety")[Locked.] (link:"Joyful")[Locked.] (link:"Libido")[(link: 'Be warned, proceeding will cause some changes to the descriptions of some events and objects.')[(set: $hmode to true) You got a small key!]] (link:"Exhaustion")[Locked.]] (if:$minotaur is true)[ [The minotaur is here. (if: $hasgrass is true)[(link:"Feed grass to minotaur?")[(set:$minotaurpaci to true) The minotaur calms down. It no longer has any reason to kill you.]](if:$minotaurpaci is false)[(after:10s)[(go-to:'mindeath')]] [[Kill the minotaur]] ] ] You can go [[South->A2A1B1C1A1]] ]

(set: _dex to 1) (if:$weapon is "bare claws")[(set: _dex to 100)] (set: _d to (random:1,20)) Dexterity: _dex, 1d20: _d. (if:_d <= _dex + 0)[[Dex check successful!]](else:)[[Dex check failed...]]

You have gotten out of the Labyrinth! (if:$weapon is "bare claws")[''You got the Kitty Ending!''(set:$endings's 4st to true)](else:)['' You got the Lucky Ending!''(set:$endings's 5st to true)]

You are intensely [[dead]]. Whoopsie daisy. (set:$deaths's 6st to true)

<img src = 'https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Ftse1.mm.bing.net%2Fth%3Fid%3DOIP.PFr5ZKSf5kVZ86Jk-muaDQHaFj%26pid%3DApi&f=1&ipt=94b35fc3cec8cbff2ccef337a6283cb2cbda53e424721a9ce5fca377d775a4d0&ipo=images'> <img src = 'https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Ftse4.mm.bing.net%2Fth%3Fid%3DOIP.mggihXQoFESl8tP3lASAwQHaEE%26pid%3DApi&f=1&ipt=ab53e796705b51e058ca46fcc16498fc26b42bb0a36e8166e57dce2108cb21e9&ipo=images'> <img src = 'https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fih1.redbubble.net%2Fimage.1919266122.3046%2Fbg%2Cf8f8f8-flat%2C750x%2C075%2Cf-pad%2C750x1000%2Cf8f8f8.jpg&f=1&nofb=1&ipt=86c86feb7dfb04c231d6479f62898e7edaad2cec91fd5a37c34145f9827ad45e&ipo=images'> (set:$endings's 6st to true) You have gotten the ''Banned Ending''!

You are in the labyrinth. (if:$health <= 0)[You have died of internal bleeding. (click-goto:?page,"dead")](else:)[ (if:$health < 75)[You feel kinda bad.] (if:$health < 50)[You feel kinda really bad.] (if:$health < 25)[You feel kinda doomed.] (if:$minotaur is true)[ [The minotaur is here.(if: $hasgrass is true)[(link:"Feed grass to minotaur?")[(set:$minotaurpaci to true) The minotaur calms down. It no longer has any reason to kill you.]](if:$minotaurpaci is false)[(after:10s)[(go-to:'mindeath')]]] (if:$hmode is true)[(link:"Look at the minotaur.")[Ooooohh. she's. quite tall, isn't she. 😳]] [[Kill the minotaur]] ] There is a meaty tube visible through a hole in the wall. (if:$coins's 7st)[(link:"<img src = 'https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/submachine/images/3/30/Ancient_coin.png' height = '6' width = '10'>")[(set: $coincount to it + 1)$coincount/41!(set: $coins's 7st to false)]] (link:"Attack with your $weapon")[It pulses and spurts blood(set: $health to it + (random:-1,-50))] You can go [[East->A2A2A]] [[West->A2A2A1A]] ]

You have (if:$hmode is true)[been penetrated by] (else:)[tripped into] the spikes, and are now painfully, deathfully, [[dead]]. (set:$deaths's 2st to true)

You are in the labyrinth. (if:$health < 0)[You have died of internal bleeding. (click-goto:?page,"dead")](else:)[ (if:$health < 75)[You feel kinda bad.] (if:$health < 50)[You feel kinda really bad.] (if:$health < 25)[You feel kinda doomed.] This room has a door to the outside, but it's stuck tight. You can't get through. You can see some (link-reveal:'grass')[(set: $hasgrass to true)(got grass!)] poking through the bottom of the door.(if:$coins's 6st)[(link:"<img src = 'https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/submachine/images/3/30/Ancient_coin.png' height = '6' width = '10'>")[(set: $coincount to it + 1)$coincount/41!(set: $coins's 6st to false)]] (set:$minotaurpaci to true) (set:$hmode to true) (if:$minotaurpaci is true)[ (if:$hmode is false)[[[Ask minotaur to break through door?->Happy ending!]]](else:)[(link:"Ask minotaur to break through door?")[The minotaur SMASHES through the door with her big, muscular, largeness. (link:"Ask minotaur if, maybe, after all this, you could maybe, go oon a date?")[The minotaur smiles. Yeah, she nods. [[That could be good.]]] ] ] You can go [[East->A2A2A1]] ]

The minotaur successfully breaks through the door! You emerge into verdant fields of beautiful grass! (set:$endings's 1st to true) You got the ''Beautiful Ending''

As you lick the muddy-looking fluid off the floor, things start to feel a little hazy... (set: $weapon to 'bare claws') (if:$hmode is true)[As you shrug out of your oversized clothing and shake the underpants off your tail, y](else:)[Y]ou realise that you've become an oh so cute little kitty kitty cat aww! You feel much more dexterous. [[Continue.->A2A1A1A]]

You glug down the chartreuse potion, and experience a very //interesting// effect. Not to be crude, but ah. You might consider investing in some better fitting topwear. Of course, this is probably good in the long run. It's always nice to keep abreast of opportunities. [[Continue.->A2A1A1A]]

You are in the labyrinth. (if:$health <= 0)[You have died of internal bleeding. (click-goto:?page,"dead")](else:)[ (if:$health < 75)[You feel kinda bad.] (if:$health < 50)[You feel kinda really bad.] (if:$health < 25)[You feel kinda doomed.] (if:$minotaur is true)[ [The minotaur is here.(if: $hasgrass is true)[(link:"Feed grass to minotaur?")[(set:$minotaurpaci to true) The minotaur calms down. It no longer has any reason to kill you.]](if:$minotaurpaci is false)[(after:10s)[(go-to:'mindeath')]]] (if:$hmode is true)[(link:"Look at the minotaur.")[Ooooohh. she's. quite tall, isn't she. 😳]] [[Kill the minotaur]] ] There is a meaty tube visible through a hole in the wall. (link:"Attack with your $weapon")[(if:$coins's 13st)[(link:"<img src = 'https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/submachine/images/3/30/Ancient_coin.png' height = '6' width = '10'>")[(set: $coincount to it + 1)$coincount/41!(set: $coins's 13st to false)]]It pulses and spurts blood(set: $health to it + (random:-1,-50))] You can go [[East->A2A1A1B1A1]] [[West->A2A1A1B1]] ]

The monkey successfully trains its gun on you and shoots you [[dead]]! (set:$deaths's 7st to true)

You successfully kill the monkey with your $weapon! (if:$weapon is not 'bare hands')[There's blood everywhere!](set:$monkeydead to true) [[Continue->A2A1A1B1]]

You are in the labyrinth. (if:$health < 0)[You have died of internal bleeding.. (click-goto:?page,"dead")](else:)[ (if:$health < 75)[You feel kinda bad.] (if:$health < 50)[You feel kinda really bad.] (if:$health < 25)[You feel kinda doomed.] (if:$monkeydead is not true)[ ''There's a monkey with a gun!'' (if:$weapon is "sword")[ [[Kill the monkey]] with your $weapon!](else:)[(link:"Kill the monkey")[The monkey dodges out of the way as you swing at it] with your $weapon!] (after:5s)[<img src = 'https://i.ytimg.com/vi/W7FnJFw4Ly0/maxresdefault.jpg'> The monkey fires, but misses!] (after:10s)[The monkey reloads!] (after:12s)[<img src = 'https://i.ytimg.com/vi/W7FnJFw4Ly0/maxresdefault.jpg'> The monkey fires, but misses!] (after:17s)[The monkey reloads!] (after:19s)[<img src = 'https://i.ytimg.com/vi/W7FnJFw4Ly0/maxresdefault.jpg'> The monkey fires, but misses!] (after:24s)[The monkey reloads!] (after:26s)[(go-to:'monkeydead')] ](else:)[(if:$coins's 33st)[(link:"<img src = 'https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/submachine/images/3/30/Ancient_coin.png' height = '6' width = '10'>")[(set: $coincount to it + 1)$coincount/41!(set: $coins's 33st to false)]]] (if:$minotaur is true)[ [The minotaur is here.(if: $hasgrass is true)[(link:"Feed grass to minotaur?")[(set:$minotaurpaci to true) The minotaur calms down. It no longer has any reason to kill you.]](if:$minotaurpaci is false)[(after:10s)[(go-to:'mindeath')]]] (if:$hmode is true)[(link:"Look at the minotaur.")[Ooooohh. she's. quite tall, isn't she. 😳]] [[Kill the minotaur]] ] You can g(if:$coins's 12st)[(link:"<img src = 'https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/submachine/images/3/30/Ancient_coin.png' height = '6' width = '10'>")[(set: $coincount to it + 1)$coincount/41!(set: $coins's 12st to false)]] [[South->A2A1A1B]] [[East->A2A1A1B1A]] ]

Wow, that was long and tedious and not really worth it! You don't even get to keep the coins. Ah well, at least you're out of the labyrinth. (set:$endings's 7st to true) ''You got the Tedious Ending!''

You leave the labyrinth hand in hand with the minotaur. (set:$endings's 2st to true) You got the ''Lovely Ending''!